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But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Debbie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Debbie.
Almost a year later, Lionel rings his mother and tells her that they are expecting a baby.
His mother doesnt slam down the phone but says, very politely and unemotionally, "Thats nice, son, Im happy for you both."Eight months later, Lionel again rings his mother and says, "Mum, I just want to say that last night my wife gave birth to a beautiful, healthy baby boy.
I would have invited you, but I know that woman you live with would have never let you come.
I bet she's never even watched that videotape of my haemorrhoid surgery, has she?
Bette is so thrilled she can't stop hugging and kissing Sarah.Well son, it's time for me to crawl off to bed now.I lost my cane beating off muggers last week, but don't you worry about me. The important thing is that you have a nice holiday, thousands of miles away from your ailing mother.I put them in the freezer so they'll stay fresh for my grave. I know she died years ago, but I got to yearning for a good funeral, so Aunt Minnie and I dug her up and had the services all over again.
I also want you to know that weve agreed to give our son a Jewish name."Upon hearing this unexpected news, his mother shouts out with happiness.